So, all of the blogs these days seem to be about something. You can be a humour blog. You can be a science blog. You can be a technology blog. I suppose this is kind of a diary blog, or a “reflections” blog or something like that . . . “personal” blog might fit it best. And that’s all fine, well and good . . . except no one reads it.
So, now I figure . . . why not go for the gusto? Why not have a really big, impressive blog like the blogonauts on the rest of the interwebs! Maybe I can make a place for myself! So, I present to you Within’s new format as . . . NEWS BLOG!!
Top breaking exciting news story full of news! Right now! Top of the day! Whooosh! News graphic!
BP, or Bathing Pretty as they like to be called, is planning to begin to plan to start a plan that will stop the oil leak that’s happening in a gulf somewhere! They’re gonna slap some mud on that leaky crag of leakitude and call it a day . . . TODAY! That’s right, it could very well be happening as we speak. They call this mud-slapping plan the “top kill” procedure, named for its ability to murder oil spills! That’s right! When this is done, there will be no more problems. Zero! None! . . . Insert the Russian word for nothing in here! Engineers are somehow involved.You go, you crazy learnèd bastards! You go! So, there you have it. Top breaking news broken into! Glad I could be of service.
Here’s a link to a similar story that I just so happened to find on a similar subject from the front page of the CBC website that I think I should post here, lest I incur legal penalties! SOURCE! Rar!
And now, VIDEO BLOGGING THE NEWS . . . IN CAPS LOCK!
Video blogs are more popular than ever. With blogs constantly competing to see who can be more awesome, it’s important to stay cutting edge. That’s why Within will always feature a special video blog on the news as well, as if it were a real newscast on the television! Here’s our breaking story on Apple, which was totally researched and not just taken from the CBC website again. For no reason other than I feel like it, I will post a link that says source in capital letters. SOURCE!
Now we turn to you . . . the reader!
One of the great things about blogging is the feedback! Sweet, juicy feedback! So, let me know what your thoughts are on the BP thing and whatever Apple’s up to. We can have a dialogue! Dialogue means talking with people. We can do that! And remember, trust Within to bring you the best news, the most news, the freshest news a mere 12 to 36 hours after CBC posts it!
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I think I liked your old style better. You used to write about stuff yourself: your thoughts. Now you're just re-telling what I hear on the radio in the morning. You've changed to be more popular? That's totally lame; be yourself. You are awesome.
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